Dishonesty is the second-best policy

// April 23rd, 2007 // Other news

Oliver is right, clipmarks are really hard to read when I use the default green text on white background style. However, the default text style is about all Clipmarks does wrong when it comes to providing a quick and simple way to quote other web pages on your own blog and saving them as bookmarks for later reference.

Here’s some great George Carlin quotations, lifted straight from another Clipmarks user:

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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